英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人

作者：张凯
　　Characters:
　　Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
　　Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelatiohietweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhaenedin1980s.　　
　　ActI
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　　(iazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
　　Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
　　Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slied,takeitup,)
　　Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
　　Dabao:(changefaces)
　　Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’otaxi.
　　Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
　　Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
　　Taxi----!Taxi----!
　　Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
　　Dabao:No,No,No,no!I’mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
　　Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impoible!you’vebeenherefor2hours.
　　Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
　　Howdoyouknowit?
　　Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI’vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
　　Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!
　　Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
　　Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?
　　Xiaofu:Don’tcheatme,you’vesoldmorethan2hundredones.
　　Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.
　　7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
　　Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let’litthedifference.8yuan,ok?
　　Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.
　　(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)
　　Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.
　　HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!
　　
　　ActII
　　
　　Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehaenediewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.
　　Let’senjoyit!
　　(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")
　　Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.
　　Xiaofu:Hi,
　　Dabao:Hi.